Old MacBroon's Farm

Old MacBroon he had a farm,
E-i e-i o
And on that farm he had some pigs,
E-i e-i o
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there,
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink.
Old MacBroon had a farm,
E-i e-i o.

Quote from Animal Farm:

Squealer: “Comrades!” he cried. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples.”

That explains it! The Westminster Swine are claiming all these expenses for our benefit.

Well, how good of them.

I wonder how much a paper shredder costs at John Lewis.