Expenses the CON-way

Flying pigs

Old MacBroon's Farm

Old MacBroon he had a farm,
E-i e-i o
And on that farm he had some pigs,
E-i e-i o
With an oink oink here and an oink oink there,
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink.
Old MacBroon had a farm,
E-i e-i o.

Quote from Animal Farm:

Squealer: “Comrades!” he cried. “You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples.”

That explains it! The Westminster Swine are claiming all these expenses for our benefit.

Well, how good of them.

I wonder how much a paper shredder costs at John Lewis.

The Pigs' Tale

The Westminster swine
Wine and dine
With snouts in trough
They sup and scoff
At the plebs who provide their swill
And pay their huge expenses bill.

They hope that none will pry
Into their immense pig sty
And wink with knowing smiles
At Speaker Martin's vast air miles.
Yes, pigs do fly and squeal with delight
When they win on election night.

Traitors' porkies we have heard
Spin and lies, all absurd.
Boars and sows, the taxpayer weeps
Why do we vote for these greedy creeps?
Perhaps there'll be occasional squealers
Who'll tell their stories to the Peelers.

New Lieboar and the Cons
Oink and bow to the Right DisHons.
Corrupt abuse of public funds
Backhanders, bribes and juicy bungs
This cesspit makes such a stink
Why are some members not in Clink?

"The Pigs' Tale"
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